Jun 19, 2013
@ 3:22 PM

• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

Jun 19, 2013
@ 3:21 PM

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

Jun 19, 2013
@ 12:30 AM

how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

this happens.

Jun 18, 2013
@ 4:47 AM

"I’m going to let you in on a little secret… Founders parties are just an excuse for the council to gather in back rooms and plot against vampires."  - Damon Salvatore (03x04)

Jun 18, 2013
@ 4:47 AM

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Jun 18, 2013
@ 4:47 AM

gifthorsedentistry:

Finally, all the humans are dead

Jun 18, 2013
@ 4:46 AM

Drew Van Acker as Remi Delatour in Devious Maids.

Jun 18, 2013
@ 4:46 AM

essentric:

nothing is more attractive than guys who are nice to little kids and parents